Tuesday, October 24, 2006

THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS

* Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
Bites.
* Free Puppies: half Cocker Spaniel, half sneaky neighbors
dog.
* Free Puppies: Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
* Free German Shepherd: 85 lbs. Neutered, Speaks German.
* Found Dirty White Dog: Looks like a rat....been out a
while....better be a reward.
* Cows, Calves: Never Bred..Also 1 gay bull for sale.
* Nordic Track: $300 Hardly used..call Chubby.
* Georgia Peaches: California grown รข 89 cents lb.
* Joining Nudist Colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
* Wedding Dress For Sale: Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE:

For Sale By Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best Offer.
No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows
everything.
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