How to tell where they're from by how
they drive

* One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
 Chicago
* One hand on wheel, one finger out window:
 New York
* One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper,
 foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
* One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,
 brick on accelerator: California.
* One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,
 brick on accelerator, gun in lap: Los Angeles
* Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet
 on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but
 driving in California.
* Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on
 accelerator, head turned to talk to someone
 in back seat: Italy
* One hand on latte, one knee on wheel,
 cradling cell phone, foot on brake,
 mind on game: Seattle
* One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,
 alternating between both feet being on the
 accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a
 McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male
* One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the
 window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving
 down the center of the road unless coming around
 a blind curve, in which case they are on the left
 side of the road: Texas country male
* One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view
 mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair,
 one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail
 to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the
 accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38
 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the
 glove compartment: Texas female
* Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in
 rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails
 attached to antenna: West Virginia
* Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible
 above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in
 the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida