Long and Winding
16 years ago
This blog is for my friends and family to get a view of my home life as I see it.
The following were some comments made in the year 1957:
(This definitely makes you feel old when you were born
in 1958.)
(1) "I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the
way they are, its going to be impossible to buy a weeks
groceries for $20.00."
(2) "Have you seen the new cars coming out next year?
It won't be long when $5,000 will only buy a used one."
(3) "If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to
quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous."
(4) "Did you hear the post office is thinking about
charging a dime just to mail a letter?"
(5) "If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will
be able to hire outside help at the store."
(6) "When I first started driving, who would have thought
gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be
better off leaving the car in the garage."
(7) "Kids today are impossible. Those ducktail hair cuts
make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know,
boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls."
(8) "I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more.
Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying 'damn'
in 'Gone With The Wind,' it seems every new movie has either
'hell' or 'damn' in it."
(9) "I read the other day where some scientist thinks
it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the
century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts
preparing for it down in Texas."
(10) "Did you see where some baseball player just signed
a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't
surprise me if someday that they will be making more than
the President."
(11) "I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen
appliances would be electric. They are even making electric
typewriters now."
(12) "It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where
a few married women are having to work to make ends meet."
(13) "It won't be long before young couples are going to
have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both
work."
(14) "No one can afford to be sick any more, $35.00 a day
in the hospital is too rich for my blood."
(15) "I'm just afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open
the door to a whole lot of foreign business."
(16) "Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the
Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder
if we are electing the best people to Congress."
(17) "The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather,
but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on."
(18) "I guess taking a vacation is out of the question now
days. It costs nearly $15.00 a night to stay in a hotel."
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs.
He gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb,
and asked them to come up with the rest.
Here is what the kids came up with:
People in glass houses shouldn't... run around naked.
Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the... bug is close.
It's always darkest before ...daylight savings time.
Never underestimate the power of ...termites.
You can lead a horse to water but ... how?
Don't bite the hand that ...looks dirty.
No news is ... impossible.
A miss is as good as a ... Mr.
You can't teach an old dog ... math.
If you lie down with dogs, you ... will stink in the morning.
Love all, trust ... me.
The pen is mightier than . . . the pigs.
An idle mind is . . . the best way to relax.
Where there is smoke, there is . . . pollution.
Happy is the bride who . . . gets all the presents.
A penny saved is . . . not much.
Two is company, three is . . . The Musketeers.
None are so blind as..... Helen Keller.
Children should be seen and not . . . spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed . . . get new batteries.
You get out of something what you . . . see pictured on the box.
When the blind lead the blind . . . get out of the way.
There is no fool like..... Aunt Edie.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and..... you have to blow your nose.
~Unknown~